9 good reasons why you should never enrole in SoC (School of Computing)

1.This message was seen outside the entrance of the exam hall
"LET YE WHO ENTER HERE , ABANDON ALL HOPE"

2.Here are some reasons why u should not join Soc
becoz , this place is University of Beijing in disguise ;
becoz , u have Dr Chiong (E)dunno (W)ho as your lecturer ;
becoz , half the time the examiners themselves dunno wat they want ;
who said anything about graduating in the first place ;
becoz , ur lecturers r sadists like Dr Ang (C)dunno w(H)o;
becoz , u wun have a normal social life ..........

3.Here are some reasons why u should study arts
becoz , the babes there are better ;
becoz , the workload of the modules stated r true Eg : 18hrs/week for
6 modules ;
becoz , the lecturers there believe in asking questions that humans
can understand ;
becoz , the lecturers can speak proper english ;
becoz they dun shortchange u by throwing u pirated cds of LOD ; becoz
, the canteen there is better ; becoz u can graduate there .........


4.This was written on the back of one of the stone tablets that Moses
brought down :"THOU SHALT NOT COMPUTE" .

5.When mankind tried to build the computing tower of Babel ,God saw
it and He said "COME LET US CONFUSE THEM WITH A MULTITUDE OF
LANGUAGES"
That was how C++ , pascal and JAVA was created .

6.After learning so many different programming languages ,
the common language that all programmers are fluent in is VULGAR
language , This is becoz they curse and swear everytime the program
don't compile properly

7.When u know u need divine presence :
when ur module is LOD based ;
when ur lecturer dunno how to speak understandable english ;
after u read the exam question ;
when ur lecturer can only tok in mathematical terms ;
when ur lecturer says "this is easy , its all common sense" and u
found out that his common sense is not very common ;
(this is especially true for students taking ma1100) when u found out
that ur lecturer lives in the hall ;
when 3/4 of ur class is foreign scholars ;

8.The computer industry is booming ,
ever think why ur lecturers r still here ?
its the satisfaction .
SATISFACTION of seeing u suffer everyday .

9.Attention : Coffins are available at 20% discount at
Die_all_students@henga(k).edu.sg
Students who order in bulk will get special rate .
hurry before the exams end .
thats the peak period for suicides u know ...