Sunday, July 26, 2009

9 good reasons why you should never enrole in SoC (School of Computing)

1.This message was seen outside the entrance of the exam hall
"LET YE WHO ENTER HERE , ABANDON ALL HOPE"

2.Here are some reasons why u should not join Soc
becoz , this place is University of Beijing in disguise ;
becoz , u have Dr Chiong (E)dunno (W)ho as your lecturer ;
becoz , half the time the examiners themselves dunno wat they want ;
who said anything about graduating in the first place ;
becoz , ur lecturers r sadists like Dr Ang (C)dunno w(H)o;
becoz , u wun have a normal social life ..........

3.Here are some reasons why u should study arts
becoz , the babes there are better ;
becoz , the workload of the modules stated r true Eg : 18hrs/week for
6 modules ;
becoz , the lecturers there believe in asking questions that humans
can understand ;
becoz , the lecturers can speak proper english ;
becoz they dun shortchange u by throwing u pirated cds of LOD ; becoz
, the canteen there is better ; becoz u can graduate there .........


4.This was written on the back of one of the stone tablets that Moses
brought down :"THOU SHALT NOT COMPUTE" .

5.When mankind tried to build the computing tower of Babel ,God saw
it and He said "COME LET US CONFUSE THEM WITH A MULTITUDE OF
LANGUAGES"
That was how C++ , pascal and JAVA was created .

6.After learning so many different programming languages ,
the common language that all programmers are fluent in is VULGAR
language , This is becoz they curse and swear everytime the program
don't compile properly

7.When u know u need divine presence :
when ur module is LOD based ;
when ur lecturer dunno how to speak understandable english ;
after u read the exam question ;
when ur lecturer can only tok in mathematical terms ;
when ur lecturer says "this is easy , its all common sense" and u
found out that his common sense is not very common ;
(this is especially true for students taking ma1100) when u found out
that ur lecturer lives in the hall ;
when 3/4 of ur class is foreign scholars ;

8.The computer industry is booming ,
ever think why ur lecturers r still here ?
its the satisfaction .
SATISFACTION of seeing u suffer everyday .

9.Attention : Coffins are available at 20% discount at
Die_all_students@henga(k).edu.sg
Students who order in bulk will get special rate .
hurry before the exams end .
thats the peak period for suicides u know ...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Charles Schultz Philosophy

You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read the email
straight through, and you'll get the point, an awesome one, that it
is trying to make.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and
actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers.
They are the best in their fields.

But the applause dies.
Awards tarnish.
Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult
time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you.

Easier?



The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the ones with
the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards!
They are the ones that care.



Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

----- Charles Schultz