9 good reasons why you should never enrole in SoC (School of Computing)

1.This message was seen outside the entrance of the exam hall
"LET YE WHO ENTER HERE , ABANDON ALL HOPE"

2.Here are some reasons why u should not join Soc
becoz , this place is University of Beijing in disguise ;
becoz , u have Dr Chiong (E)dunno (W)ho as your lecturer ;
becoz , half the time the examiners themselves dunno wat they want ;
who said anything about graduating in the first place ;
becoz , ur lecturers r sadists like Dr Ang (C)dunno w(H)o;
becoz , u wun have a normal social life ..........

3.Here are some reasons why u should study arts
becoz , the babes there are better ;
becoz , the workload of the modules stated r true Eg : 18hrs/week for
6 modules ;
becoz , the lecturers there believe in asking questions that humans
can understand ;
becoz , the lecturers can speak proper english ;
becoz they dun shortchange u by throwing u pirated cds of LOD ; becoz
, the canteen there is better ; becoz u can graduate there .........


4.This was written on the back of one of the stone tablets that Moses
brought down :"THOU SHALT NOT COMPUTE" .

5.When mankind tried to build the computing tower of Babel ,God saw
it and He said "COME LET US CONFUSE THEM WITH A MULTITUDE OF
LANGUAGES"
That was how C++ , pascal and JAVA was created .

6.After learning so many different programming languages ,
the common language that all programmers are fluent in is VULGAR
language , This is becoz they curse and swear everytime the program
don't compile properly

7.When u know u need divine presence :
when ur module is LOD based ;
when ur lecturer dunno how to speak understandable english ;
after u read the exam question ;
when ur lecturer can only tok in mathematical terms ;
when ur lecturer says "this is easy , its all common sense" and u
found out that his common sense is not very common ;
(this is especially true for students taking ma1100) when u found out
that ur lecturer lives in the hall ;
when 3/4 of ur class is foreign scholars ;

8.The computer industry is booming ,
ever think why ur lecturers r still here ?
its the satisfaction .
SATISFACTION of seeing u suffer everyday .

9.Attention : Coffins are available at 20% discount at
Die_all_students@henga(k).edu.sg
Students who order in bulk will get special rate .
hurry before the exams end .
thats the peak period for suicides u know ...

Charles Schultz Philosophy

You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read the email
straight through, and you'll get the point, an awesome one, that it
is trying to make.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and
actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers.
They are the best in their fields.

But the applause dies.
Awards tarnish.
Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult
time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you.

Easier?



The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the ones with
the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards!
They are the ones that care.



Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

----- Charles Schultz

Understanding Transformers 2 : The Revenge of the Fallen

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php

Nice faq on transformers 2. crap show to me actually

Man in the mirror

MJ is gone.
What we left now is his music legacy.

RIP.



I'm Gonna Make A Change
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right...

As I, Turn Up The Collar On
My Favorite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See Their Needs
A Summer's Disregard
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man's Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya' Know
'Cause They Got Nowhere To Go
That's Why I Want You To Know

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah)

I've Been A Victim Of
A Selfish Kind Of Love
It's Time That I Realize
That There Are Some With No Home
Not A Nickel To Loan
Could It Be Really Me
Pretending That They're Not Alone?

A Willow Deeply Scarred
Somebody's Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya' See
Cause They Got No Place To Be
That's Why I'm Starting With Me
(Starting With Me!)

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
(Ooh!)
And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change)

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror
(Ooh!)v I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
(Change His Ways-Ooh!)
And No Message Could've Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That...
(Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That...)
Change!

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror-Oh Yeah!)
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
(Better Change!)
No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)
(Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make The Change)
(You Gotta Get It Right, While You Got The Time)
('Cause When You Close Your Heart)
You Can't Close Your...Your Mind!
(Then You Close Your...Mind!)
That Man, That Man, That Man, That Man
With That Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
That Man, That Man, That Man
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
(Better Change!)
You Know...That Man
No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah
(Oh Yeah!)
Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah
(Ooooh...)
Oh No, No No....
I'm Gonna Make A Change
It's Gonna Feel Real Good!
Come On!
(Change ...)
Just Lift Yourself
You Know
You've Got To Stop It.
Yourself!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
I've Got To Make That Change, Today!
Hoo!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Got To
You Got To Not Let Yourself...Brother...
Hoo!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
You Know-I've Got To Get That Man, That Man...
(Man In The Mirror)
You've Got To
You've Got To Move! Come On! Come On!
You Got To...
Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand Up And Lift Yourself, Now!
(Man In The Mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Aaow!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Gonna Make That Change...
Come On! (Man In The Mirror)
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know...
(Change...)
Make That Change

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Heineken Ad

The first Heineken Commercial~!


The follow up~!

Who would want me gone?

Nice comic =D